Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Maybe the Most Bizarre Story I Have Ever Read

I am simply speechless about this:

Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

The boyfriend told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."
I guess not.

2 comments:

Drew said...

Alright, how the hell does this go on for TWO YEARS before you finally get help? Seriously, two weeks in the bathroom is crazy - two years doesn't even have a word crazy enough to describe it.

Prophet Margin said...

I agree that two years is insanity, but two weeks isn't that far out of the realm of possibilities. Have Johnny take you to his favorite Belleville diner for biscuits and gravy some time. It's guaranteed to change your perspective on this issue.