Monday, August 18, 2008

My Bright Idea for the Day

Mandatory life sentences without parole for spammers.

Who's with me?


2 comments:

Prophet Margin said...

I'm with you Johnny!

But not just spammers. It should apply to all manufacturers of canned processed meat products.

The first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes will be those little shits over at the Vienna Sausage factory. "Oh look at us! We're from Vienna and we have little wieners." Get over yourselves, they're just miniature hot dogs made from the stuff the bologna packers turned down.

Anonymous said...

ME! ME! I'm with you!