What Is John Prine Going To Do?

The man who wrote, "Please Don't Bury Me" may not want to choose cremation, either, unless he wants to add 110 pounds of CO2 to the atmosphere.

(And maybe that turning into a diamond thing isn't such a good idea after all.)

So ... our options now seem to be:

• Being buried in a cardboard box under a tree
• Being dumped in the Thames